Introducing the revolutionary oral “vaccine-cure” analogue for Mental COVID patients — the “ideological plandemics survivors” who are still coughing up toxic narratives, feverish with outrage cycles, and short of intellectual breath.
From state Ideo-Dogma that increases personal trauma, Familial-Dramas to status of Indo-dharma.
Asatoma Sadgamaya, Adharamoma Dhramamgamaya, From Immortality to Morality.
Product Name:
Dharmaquine® (Generic: Satya-chloroquine + Ahimsa-cycline Combo)
Formerly known in underground circles as “The Great Un-brainwashing Pill”
Slogan: “Take one daily — Watch dogma dissolve.”
Presentation & Packaging
Classic amber glass bottle (just like the legendary HCQ vials from 2020), but with a QuadTiranga Color-gold label featuring a subtle lotus-Chakra mandala and the warning:
“For emergency ideological infection only. Not for those who enjoy being right more than being free.”
Here are some authentic-looking vintage medicine bottle inspirations that Dharmaquine® draws from:
(Imagine the same classic pharmaceutical bottle style, but instead of “Hydroxychloroquine 200mg” the label reads: Dharmaquine 500mg Satya Extract)
Active Ingredients (per tablet – slow-release, 28-day course)
- Satya-chloroquine 200mg
Core anti-dogmatic compound. Rapidly inhibits replication of black-&-white thinking viruses by raising intracellular pH of the certainty lobe (prefrontal cortex echo chamber). - Ahimsa-cycline 150mg
Broad-spectrum anti-outrage antibiotic. Prevents secondary infections like chronic moral indignation and performative virtue signaling. - Vasudhaiva-Kutumbakam root extract 100mg
Immunomodulator — trains the mind to see ideological opponents as part of the same dysfunctional family rather than existential enemies. - Vivekananda Zinc Ionophore 15mg
Helps transport truth deep into the subconscious where hidden colonial & materialist programming hides. - Ambedkar-B12 (Justice-methylcobalamin) 500μg
Repairs constitutional myelin sheath damaged by years of echo-chamber exposure.
Dosage & Regimen for Mental COVID Recovery (2040 Protocol)
Acute Phase (first 7–10 days – High Viral Load Detox)
- 2 tablets daily (morning + evening)
- With warm water + sincere intention to question at least one cherished belief per day
- Strict “no social media after 8 PM” quarantine
Maintenance Phase (Days 11–28)
- 1 tablet daily
- Accompanied by 20 min daily reading from primary sources (Gandhi, Ambedkar, Constitution preamble, Upanishads, Lao Tzu — rotate)
- One mandatory uncomfortable conversation per week with someone whose worldview differs
Long-term Booster
- 1 tablet weekly for life (or until full herd immunity in your social circle is achieved)
Expected Side Effects (mostly desirable)
- Temporary loss of smugness
- Mild episodes of humility (usually peak on day 4–5)
- Occasional spontaneous empathy outbreaks
- Reduced dopamine hit from owning strangers online
- Rare but serious: sudden urge to apologize to people you argued with in 2022
Contraindications
- Do NOT take if you believe your ideology is 100% pure and requires no revision
- Avoid if allergic to nuance, primary sources, or changing your mind
For visual contrast — here’s how ancient-rooted healing wisdom looks in traditional form (the spirit Dharmaquine channels):
And finally, the dream blister-pack future version — one pill each labeled with the antidote principle:
(Imagine colorful capsules marked: Dharma • Satya • Ahimsa • Samatva • Viveka)
Would you like the full 28-day Mental COVID Recovery Calendar, including daily reflection prompts and “forbidden thought experiments” to accelerate healing? 😌
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